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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via vozzler)



kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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(via gnarly)



aureat:

can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

(Source: aureat, via unretrieved)



I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

(Source: bellecosby, via perks-of-being-chinese)



touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin, via perks-of-being-chinese)



buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal, via perks-of-being-chinese)



sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

(via perks-of-being-chinese)



I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(Source: dallasharry, via perks-of-being-chinese)